did humans invent math or did we discover it
does math even exist
i already regret making this post bc smart people keep messaging me trying to explain math and it’s making me nauseous
But did we invent it or discover it
What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
where you put the cucumber
Its amazing what you can accomplish when you don’t want to write an essay
You are a hero among procrastinators
zayn is a simple man who enjoys the simple things in life
tips for new freshmen!
- no one cares about anything
- walk on the right side of the fucking hallway
- dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
- stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable.
- GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK
Future boyfriend goals
I love how they filthy rich but do this to buy some chips. One day…
- falling asleep on someone’s chest
- wrapping your arms around each other
- synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
- falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
- forehead kissies and murmured affections
- MONSTER TRUCKS
This penguin is really happy to see it’s zoo keeper!