nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough and act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay
4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
drive thru employees
they are sick of your nonsense
I lost my fucking shit at the fish and scared the shit out of my cat!! I am crying!!
can’t stand those dumb teenagers who insist on using “da” instead of “the” because they think it’s cool. leonardo DA vinci? seriously? it’s obviously leonardo THE vinci, you uncultured swine
this tweet is the real reason why romney lost the election
when people you dont like start hitting on you
IM GONNA SHIT MYSELF THEY HAD SOME PEOPLE IN MORPH SUITS PRETEND TO BE MONKEYS
Putin “taking notes” during Obama’s speech.
fanfiction always escalates so quickly like one moment they’re on their first date and the next they’re fucking on the apartment floor.
either that or 200k words of foreplay and sexual tension
missionary? doggy?? um personally i prefer
can you imagine if tumblr just decided to shut down and you see all these confused teenagers coming out of their house squinting at the sun
I have a tab open of a picture of Harriett Tubman that I switch to whenever my parents walk in and think I’m doing homework.
I think I’ve been doing it since fifth grade idk why they haven’t caught on I just stare intently at the picture until they leave.