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avant-guardian-angel:

diggory-andthe-cap:

averagefairy:

averagefairy:

did humans invent math or did we discover it

does math even exist

i already regret making this post bc smart people keep messaging me trying to explain math and it’s making me nauseous 

But did we invent it or discover it

Here’s your answer.

babycakesforboobear:

leedstentlovers:

unconventionalkitchenslave:

What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?

where you put the cucumber

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moosefix:

moosefix:

Its amazing what you can accomplish when you don’t want to write an essay 

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You are a hero among procrastinators 

natnovna:

zayn is a simple man who enjoys the simple things in life 

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apple-str1der:

tips for new freshmen!

  • no one cares about anything
  • walk on the right side of the fucking hallway 
  • dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
  • stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable. 
  • GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK 

thewinksofgod:

intotherabbithole:

rune-midgarts:

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Future boyfriend goals

I love how they filthy rich but do this to buy some chips. One day…

grav3yardgirl:

OMG WOOK AT THE WITTLE PIGGY

saydolly:

Aziz Ansari is like the king of callouts.

whydidtheroadchickenthecross:

lendoro:

baddadsquad:

gentle-puffer-fish:

  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps
  • MONSTER TRUCKS

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broom broom

awwww-cute:

This penguin is really happy to see it’s zoo keeper!

awwww-cute:

This penguin is really happy to see it’s zoo keeper!

baby-itsafuckeduplife:

this is porn

baby-itsafuckeduplife:

this is porn

2jam4u:

me as nicki him as drake

2jam4u:

me as nicki him as drake

me nd my cougar gf

  • me: babe i love your necklace
  • gf: thats me Life Alert®
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