haha my friends having his penis deducted at a catholic hospital and like before the surgery all the nurses prayed over his dick for a “fast recovery” haha
apparently one of them was holding his dick and the doctor was all like “let us pray” and the person just continued to hold it
Haha dude…you are so cute bro. Want to be my bf? Bf means brofriend, so its like double the bro. Youre my best bro dude. I love you man. I really love you so much
"animated tv shows for adults can’t really be funny unless they’re offensive, it’s called satire!"
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that zac efron has a yolo tattoo
so there’s a kink where men will give women money and the women later contact them to tell them how they spent said money and the guy gets off on this apparently
wow where do i find these men
Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.
And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.
THERES ALWAYS THAT ONE SHIP
YOU CAN TOLERATE EVERY OTHER FUCKING SHIP IN THE WORLD
BUT THAT ONE
MAKES YOU SO ANGRY THAT YOU CANT HANDLE IT AND YOU WANT TO TURN INTO THE HULK THROW BRICKS AT YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN WHENEVER YOU SEE IT
“I believe in the person I want to become, I believe in the freedom of the open road. And my motto is the same as ever – I believe in the kindness of strangers.”
omg did u see that ghost
When I saw that and thought it can’t get better