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llamasouls:

llamasouls:

llamasouls:

haha my friends having his penis deducted at a catholic hospital and like before the surgery all the nurses prayed over his dick for a “fast recovery” haha

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apparently one of them was holding his dick and the doctor was all like “let us pray” and the person just continued to hold it

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psych0nek0:

Nibbling at the speed of nyoom.

mareepe:

Haha dude…you are so cute bro. Want to be my bf? Bf means brofriend, so its like double the bro. Youre my best bro dude. I love you man. I really love you so much

broblerones:

"animated tv shows for adults can’t really be funny unless they’re offensive, it’s called satire!"
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hatin:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that zac efron has a yolo tattoo

ellenfanshaw:

ocelot-ebooks:

so there’s a kink where men will give women money and the women later contact them to tell them how they spent said money and the guy gets off on this apparently

wow where do i find these men

giddytf2:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.

giddytf2:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.

THERES ALWAYS THAT ONE SHIP

YOU CAN TOLERATE EVERY OTHER FUCKING SHIP IN THE WORLD

BUT THAT ONE

FUCKING

SHIP

MAKES YOU SO ANGRY THAT YOU CANT HANDLE IT AND YOU WANT TO TURN INTO THE HULK THROW BRICKS AT YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN WHENEVER YOU SEE IT

I believe in the person I want to become, I believe in the freedom of the open road. And my motto is the same as ever – I believe in the kindness of strangers.”

ldr

weavemunchers:

being alone with your friends parents

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lilaira:

ocelotcommander:

daftcake:

omg did u see that ghost

When I saw that and thought it can’t get better

it did

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