liam- read mores and rants
harry- hipster blog and zero note text posts
louis- cool popular humor blogger
niall- his blog would be trash
zayn- cool blog but doesnt have an about me
how old even is dakota fanning??? one minute she’s like 6 the next minute she’s 42
LOUIs’ GREAT GRAND FATHER U’M SHITTING THE TITANIC
louis is an exact copy of his great grandfather holy tits
Somewhere, a brain surgeon wearing Velcro sneakers looks down in shame.
harry’s url: elbowpadsandmahogany
liam’s url: shyboy007
louis’s url: fuckaduck
zayn’s url: 3mptys0uls
niall’s url: th0se4-british-lads
Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.
This is a time where a comma is really needed.
Would you care for some refreshments?
oh that’s cool they made the bottles look melted into the gr-
its not true love until you defend his dick size
OH MY GOD LOUIS
it doesnt matter if the glass is half full or half empty all that matters is if the glass contains vodka